Three'Bukowskian'torridnightsinthelifeofamaninsearchoflove.HarryVoss,12,isyoungandnaive.Love,forhim,isromanticlovebetweenprincesandprincessesdemurelykissingeachotheronthemouth.Hisfatherisaherowhokidnappedhismotherandmarriedheronalonelymountainpeak...Lateron,he'lldothesame.ButHarryhasalottolearn.Helearnsabout'beinghot'and'fucking'andaboutwhatyouhavetodowhenyou'realoneand'feeltheitch'.Healsolearnsthattherearehandsomemenanduglyones,thatlovecanbeunfair.Thatonecanfindcomfortindrinking...butaboveallhelearnsthatmaniscapableofanything-absolutelyanything!-togethisfairshareoflove.Writtenbymmg